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Solar systemHow do you throw a surprise party for the solar system? You planet!DucksWhy don't children TV shows allow talking ducks? They try to avoid fowl language.Bed TesterWhy was the bed tester being chased by cops? They were resisting a rest.Coding BootcampWhy did the young spider go to a coding boot camp? He wanted to become a web developer.PancakeWhy did the child start hitting their pancake? They preferred pound cake.PoliceWhy did the policeman smell bad? He was in the line of duty.SkeletonWhy didn't the skeleton show up to the party? He didn't have the guts.Chicken CoopsWhy do Chicken Coops only have 2 doors? If they had four doors, they'd be Chicken Sedans.Military meetingsWhy was the general not wearing any pants? He was debriefed.Giant WhalesHow do you escape a giant whale after being eaten? You run until you're pooped out.RoyaltyWhat does the royal wall say when almost getting hit by a car while crossing the street in Brooklyn? "Hey I'm wallking here!"Pirates and MidgetsWhat did the Midget say to the Pirate? Look me Eye to Aye and say that again!Space RocksWhy was the space rock tastier than the earth rock? It's a little meatier.SpringsWhy was the spring so nervous? Because it was wound tight!BicycleWhy did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.CatsWhy does nobody believe lazy cats? Because they're liars.Teddy BearWhy doesn't a teddy bear eat cake on his birthday? He's stuffed.Cake CandlesWhy did the person get heartburn after eating the cake? They ate the candles.Peter PanWhat kind of cake does Peter Pan eat for his birthday? A Pan-cake. Get this on a greeting card!CandlesDid you hear about the birthday candle sale? It was a blow out!No ArmsDid you hear about the guy with no arms and his sandwich? He didn't make it.ShrimpWhat is it called when a shrimp kills another? A krilling spree!RollerbladesDid you hear about the guy who tried to buy rollerblades for $0.50? I guess you could say he was a cheapskate.FeathersWhy did the feather, laying next to the brick, ignite? It was lighter.