wordplay
Puns about wordplay.
StutterWhy is it a bad thing for people with stutters to go to prison? They can never finish a sentence.UrineUrine is gender fluid.ZooI went to the zoo and saw an area with a bunch of loaves of bread in it. A sign above read "Bread in captivity."StringA string walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The string walks out, torn about what happened. He becomes so upset…Pirated CornHow much do pirates pay for corn? A buck n ear.WandersWhy were the traveling wanderers always happy? They were nomads.StoneI carved a guitar pick out of a boulder. It is used for rock music.Square RootI'm afraid of calculating the square root of 2. It's an irrational fear.SunshineA day without sunshine is like, dark.That PersonThat person is booking it for the library!ThirstWhere would you go, if you were thirsty for a carbonated drink, but not that thirsty? MinisodaAccoladesIf you hand someone mice as an accolade you are giving them preys.Traveling dogHow do dogs travel? By waggin'.Todo listMy friend tried smoking my todo list. He was high on my priorities.Tree QuestionsSomeone asked me a question about cutting down trees, but I was stumped. So I made up an answer on a limb.TeaDoes drinking fresh tea come at a steep price?Walt Disney"Walt, which part of your leg is hurting?" Walt points to left kneecap "Dis knee."Under the SeaHow can the Little Mermaid avoid all her problems under the sea? Go aerial.Wedding CakesThe guests at the wedding started crying when the cake came out because it was made of tiers.StatisticsThey say that the average doesn't always represent the data accurately. I guess it just doesn't mean much.Train HearingHow do you fix a train that can't hear? With an EnginEARFig DiagramA picture of 4 figs captioned Fig. 1-4, with a title of "Figs: A Diagram" Source: http://gemmacorrell.tumblr.com/image/131965947648CampgroundsWhy can't you run in camp grounds? You can only ran. It's past tents.Train KillerDid you hear about the Spanish Train killer? He had locomotives.