Same word, two meanings
One spelling carrying two senses — "lost interest" at a bank, "lost focus" at the optometrist.
Avid BowlerMy athletic friend's an avid bowler. I love that he's into pottery.Birthday CardsAfter my dad read his 50th birthday card, he stopped and said "just one would have been enough".Sad treesWhy was the weeping willow so close to the side of the road? It needed a shoulder to cry on.Working on the wallDoing construction work on walls used to be so freeing but I had to quit, I was feeling cornered.Cabinet CareerI had to quit my job at the cabinet manufacturer. It was very counter intuitive.Fridge DoorYou should always knock first on the fridge door. Just in case you see the salad dressing.3d BurgerI created a fake hamburger in a 3d program. It looked amazing, probably because of all of the rendered fat.KingThe previous king was only a foot tall. He was a lousy king, but a great ruler.CursiveI started writing my name in cursive. It's my signature move.OrigamiI used to have a job making origami but the company foldedWizardsWhat is it called when a wizard has his magical enchantments peer reviewed? Spell Check.Steak PunsGood puns about steaks are a rare medium well done.WiresMy kid was caught eating wires. I've grounded them until they've learned to conduct themselves properly.TwinsI have twin daughters. One's name is Kate, the other, Duplikate.ZipposWhat's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.Speed BumpsI was afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.AcupuncturistsI don't trust any acupuncturists. They're all backstabbers.ActorsWhy do actors love their job so much? It's all play.UpholsteryMy friend fell into an upholstery machine. He was recovered.TrianglesWhy are triangles always so agreeable? Because you can always see their point.SQLA SQL query walks into a bar, approaches 2 tables, and asks "Can I join you?"VelcroI never wear Velcro shoes. They're a rip-off.Water BedHow do you make water beds bouncier? Add some spring water.TreesHow do trees get on the internet? They log on.