Same word, two meanings
One spelling carrying two senses — "lost interest" at a bank, "lost focus" at the optometrist.
StocksI an avid investor in stocks. Chicken and beef are my forte. I have enough stocks to be considered a bouillionaire.Window TreatmentsAs an interior designer, I tend to not look at what kind of window treatments I buy. I always buy blind.StressThe flu can be just as stressful as COVID-19. It's just a different kind of strain.Vinyl RecordsI prefer buying all my music as vinyl records. It's very much a sound choice.WeddingA radio network operator held a wedding. I heard the reception was amazing.WeedWhy do weed smokers smoke on ladders? That's how they can get a higher high.UmbrellasI don't trust umbrellas. They're kind of shadyWishboneI fought my friend for the wishbone. We might have gone too far when things snapped.TailorI tried working as a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for the job.Up hillI tried to go up hill but fell back down. The potential was there but it went down hill.SportsIt is striking the similarities between baseball and bowling.TreesWhat's the difference between a dogwood and a pine tree? The bark.StutterWhy is it a bad thing for people with stutters to go to prison? They can never finish a sentence.UrineUrine is gender fluid.TermiteA termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"WallThere is a joke about a tall wall, but you won't get it, it just goes over your head. I'm still trying to get over it.WhistleUsing a whistle blows.StoneI carved a guitar pick out of a boulder. It is used for rock music.WeighingAn American was speaking to a European about the weight of their dog and tried converting from pounds to grams but struggled. There was mass confusio…Wind PowerWhen it comes to wind power I'm a big fan.Square RootI'm afraid of calculating the square root of 2. It's an irrational fear.SpringsWhy was the spring so nervous? Because it was wound tight!Teddy BearWhy doesn't a teddy bear eat cake on his birthday? He's stuffed.VacuumThis half clogged vacuum cleaner sucks.