Plain single pun
One hinge, one mechanism, no structural trick. The default.
TeethWhy do you only get photos of teeth after a meal? That's the only time you get tooth pics!SQLA SQL query walks into a bar, approaches 2 tables, and asks "Can I join you?"AlligatorsHow do you treat a sick alligator? By giving it gator-aid.VelcroI never wear Velcro shoes. They're a rip-off.ToothacheI told my dentist that I think I had a toothache. They told me it was all in my head.AlphabetThere used to only be 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew y.Water BedHow do you make water beds bouncier? Add some spring water.TelekineticMy friend was using their telekinetic powers to do math on an abacus. They offered me a turn but I declined. It's the thought that counts.Financial AdvisorI thought about being a financial advisor. With my background in money, it makes a lot of cents.Pun StorageI store all my dad jokes in a dad-a-base.TreesHow do trees get on the internet? They log on.ToiletsWhat do you say when you accidentally walk in on God on the toilet? "Holy crap!"DinosaurWhat do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A Thesaurus.ThesaurusWhat does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.Window TreatmentsAs an interior designer, I tend to not look at what kind of window treatments I buy. I always buy blind.StressThe flu can be just as stressful as COVID-19. It's just a different kind of strain.StatuesGoing out of business as a statue artist is really hitting rock bottom.WeddingA radio network operator held a wedding. I heard the reception was amazing.WeedWhy do weed smokers smoke on ladders? That's how they can get a higher high.UmbrellasI don't trust umbrellas. They're kind of shadyTurkeyWhat's a turkey's favorite song? "All about that baste"WishboneI fought my friend for the wishbone. We might have gone too far when things snapped.WindowBeing in the window repair business can be pane-full.TimeSomeone finally told me my first 4th dimension joke today. It was about time.