one liner
Puns about one liner.
ParrotsI bought a parrot yesterday. The reason? Speaks for itself!StoneI carved a guitar pick out of a boulder. It is used for rock music.Holy WaterHow do you create holy water? You boil the hell out of it.AntsAre ants with male genitalia called uncles?LibraryWhy didn't the library that converted to a hotel every succeed? They were booked.Bleach BlondesWe call bleach blondes suicide blondes. Dyed by their own hands.CannibalWhat is a cannibal's favorite to-go food? Finger food.KnifeI tried to use the dull knife, but it just didn't cut it.Mom and DadI thought becoming a father would be easy, but without children it was not apparent.Wind PowerWhen it comes to wind power I'm a big fan.PoopingAfter a strenuous poop, I was wiped.MirrorI removed the rear view mirror in my car. I haven't looked back since.Solar systemHow do you throw a surprise party for the solar system? You planet!BikeA bike keeps running me over every day. It's a vicious cycle.Riding HorsesI am always afraid of riding my horse in the dark, but she's a night mare.DucksWhy don't children TV shows allow talking ducks? They try to avoid fowl language.MushroomsI always invite the mushroom to the raves I go to. He's a fungi.ClocksI looked at the clocks at the horologist's store as I walked home. It was a good way to pass time.PaperI wrote a joke on a piece of paper, but it was tearable.Bed TesterWhy was the bed tester being chased by cops? They were resisting a rest.Horse's HomeI built a horse home that withstood a storm. It's stable.SquaresI tried using a tower made of squares and triangles to reach the sky, but failed. I was out of shape.Coding BootcampWhy did the young spider go to a coding boot camp? He wanted to become a web developer.ElevatorsTelling jokes on an elevator is humor on different levels.