one liner
Puns about one liner.
TermiteA termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"WaitersI hire waiters for all of my business meetings. They bring a lot to the table.WallThere is a joke about a tall wall, but you won't get it, it just goes over your head. I'm still trying to get over it.MountaineerDon't ever become friends with a mountaineer. Things tend to get rocky. It's a rough relationship to say the least.Construction WorkerA person was building the frame house when their boss came by and told them how to properly build it. It was constructive criticism.Construction WorkerA construction worker was taken to court by his boss for putting his hands in wet pavement. His boss won because he had concrete evidence. It really…House BoatsMy best friend lived in the house boat next door. We eventually drifted apart though.CowA cow that can't produce milk is an udder failure.InventingInventing the number zero took no effort. It was nothing.AntsWhy don't ants get sick? They have little anty bodies.BooksI prefer lanterns over long books. I'm a fan of light reading.BaconSmoking kills. Bacon kills. Smoking bacon cures it.Spare TireWhen a wheel deflates on your car. You retire.PianistWhat's a pianist's favorite sandwich? A Tune-a Sandwich.Black HolesIf you don't understand the importance of looking at a black hole, you don't understand the gravity of the situation.RiverWhy was river rich? It had many banksDead ToadWhen a toad dies, it croaks.Pirated CornHow much do pirates pay for corn? A buck n ear.BritainIf Britain left the EU, how much space would be freed up? 1 GB.IgnitionI get aroused by car keys when I use them to start my car. Such a turn on.PilotsWhy did the airplane pilot fail to land safely? He learned to fly by taking a crash course.WandersWhy were the traveling wanderers always happy? They were nomads.Solar EnergyI imagine using the sun for solar energy is a bright idea. I can't see it happening though.PaintersWhy is painting a dangerous hobby? You have a lot of strokes.