one liner
Puns about one liner.
Different types of peopleWhat's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? A literalist will take everything literally. A kleptomaniac will take everything, lite…House BuildingWhat's a cow's least favorite material for building homes with? Cottage cheese.CodersWhat do you call a coder who understands the importance of proper spelling? A pro-grammar.Sick BoatsWhere does a sick boat go to feel better? To the dock.Uncle SamWhat is Uncle Sam's favorite snack? Fire-crackers!Captain HookWhere does captain hook buy his replacement hooks? At the second hand store.TreesWhat's the difference between a dogwood and a pine tree? The bark.Cross Eyed PeopleWhy do people with crossed eyes have difficulty keeping relationships? They can't help seeing other people on the side.BalloonsWhat's a balloon's least favorite music genre? Pop music.PianoWhat happens when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat miner.BeethovenWhy doesn't Beethoven like chickens? All they ask for is "Bach, Bach Bach"Cow MusicianWhat do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A Moo-sician.Singing CowsWhat key do cows sing? Beef flat.MoneyWhy were the thieves putting their stolen cash with their dirty clothes at the laundry cleaners? They thought that's how you launder money.SundialsSundials can only be used by male children. If female children used them they'd be called daughterdials.StutterWhy is it a bad thing for people with stutters to go to prison? They can never finish a sentence.DogsWhat's the best way to teach a dog to shake hands? Pawsitive reinforcement.UrineUrine is gender fluid.BreadA friend was pulling around a loaf of bread on a leash. "Nice dog!" I exclaimed. "Thanks", said my friend "It's a pure-bread."ZooI went to the zoo and saw an area with a bunch of loaves of bread in it. A sign above read "Bread in captivity."BreadWhy is bread so lazy? It just loafs around.The MoonHave you seen the scenery on the moon? It's out of this world.ArguingNever try to argue with a guitarist. They always strike a chord.RomanA Roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says "I'd like five beers please."