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Porcupine FluHow do porcupines recover from the flu? NyQuill.FridgesIs your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!CatsWhy are cats so good at baking? They are natural whiskers.Ice creamWhy is everyone afraid of ice cream? It gives them the chills.RocksWhy do rocks have the munchies? They're always stoned.AngelsWhy don't angels ever prepare for anything? They can just wing it.BeerWhat do you call a giant ship built out of beer cans? A boose cruise.Piano storesWhy do skeletons like piano stores? It's where they buy their organs!JavaWhy wasn't the Java developer able to read any of their code? Because they didn't C#.TurkeyWhat's a turkey's favorite song? "All about that baste"RomansWhat do you call a Roman warrior who is always happy? A gladiator.AcidWhat do you call an acid that's a jerk? Amino acid.RunnersWhat do professional runners eat before a race? Fast food.Black Eyed PeasWhat did the band the Black Eyed Peas say after going to the dentist? 🎶🎵 I've got a filling! 🎶🎵EncouragingWhat do you call an encouraging sith lord? A moti-Vader.MusicWhat's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music? Hip-pop.DrinkingWhere do married women who drink tea slowly live? Mississippi.Different types of peopleWhat's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? A literalist will take everything literally. A kleptomaniac will take everything, lite…House BuildingWhat's a cow's least favorite material for building homes with? Cottage cheese.CodersWhat do you call a coder who understands the importance of proper spelling? A pro-grammar.Sick BoatsWhere does a sick boat go to feel better? To the dock.Uncle SamWhat is Uncle Sam's favorite snack? Fire-crackers!Captain HookWhere does captain hook buy his replacement hooks? At the second hand store.TreesWhat's the difference between a dogwood and a pine tree? The bark.