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WeighingAn American was speaking to a European about the weight of their dog and tried converting from pounds to grams but struggled. There was mass confusio…Wind PowerWhen it comes to wind power I'm a big fan.Square RootI'm afraid of calculating the square root of 2. It's an irrational fear.VodkaSomeone splashed vodka on me, which hurt because it was hard liquor.SpringsWhy was the spring so nervous? Because it was wound tight!Teddy BearWhy doesn't a teddy bear eat cake on his birthday? He's stuffed.SunshineA day without sunshine is like, dark.VacuumThis half clogged vacuum cleaner sucks.The dog zooI went to a zoo with all dogs. It was a shitzu.Steering WheelI saw a pirate with a steering wheel on his pants and I brought it to his attention. He simply responded "Aye, it's driving me nuts!"Stolen LampsThe guy who had every lamp in his house stolen was delighted when it happened.That PersonThat person is booking it for the library!ThirstWhere would you go, if you were thirsty for a carbonated drink, but not that thirsty? MinisodaSpongesCan you imagine how much deeper the ocean would be if it weren't for sponges?AccoladesIf you hand someone mice as an accolade you are giving them preys.Traveling dogHow do dogs travel? By waggin'.Todo listMy friend tried smoking my todo list. He was high on my priorities.WaffleWhat do you call a waffle lying on a beach in California? Sandy eggo.Steak v2For real though, with out steak, I'd have a cow.SteakI really wanted a rare steak, but the waiter said he couldn't find a steak made of unicorn.TortillasI didn't think they'd mind that I overcooked their tortilla, but they told me we needed to taco bout it.Tree QuestionsSomeone asked me a question about cutting down trees, but I was stumped. So I made up an answer on a limb.TeaDoes drinking fresh tea come at a steep price?Walt Disney"Walt, which part of your leg is hurting?" Walt points to left kneecap "Dis knee."