one liner
Puns about one liner.
ChiropractorI tried working as a chiropractor. I quit because it was back breaking.DentistBeing a dentist and trying to motivate yourself to go in every day is like pulling teeth.OptometristBeing unemployed, I'm looking into being an optometrist.MechanicI got fired as a mechanic because I took too many breaks.MufflersI used to work at a muffler factory, but it was exhausting.SnacksI made my own potato chips in the shapes of 1, 2, and 3. It required me to crunch the numbers.BarberI tried being a barber, I just couldn't cut it.TailorI tried working as a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for the job.BearI took a picture of a bear once. It was grizzly.Up hillI tried to go up hill but fell back down. The potential was there but it went down hill.BeesI wore pants made out of a hive where bees lived. It gave me a nice beehind.RecyclingI tried to tell a joke about separating your garbage, but they heard it before. The joke was recycled.PicturesI took a picture of a garbage truck but had to delete it. It was too trashy.MusicWhat's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music? Hip-pop.The SunI'm always confused until someone sheds light on something. That's why without the sun, I'd be in the dark.Eating UtensilsAn eating utensil with 4 prongs is a fork. If it only has 3 prongs, it's a threek.CemeteryWorking at a cemetery is fine as long as you don't get buried in your work.MarriageBeing married has a nice ring to it.GroundI used to be mad at the ground but I forgave them. It is all under me now.SwordsSwords were cutting edge when they were invented.DrinkingWhere do married women who drink tea slowly live? Mississippi.SportsIt is striking the similarities between baseball and bowling.RecordsRecords are groovy.BonesIf you boil the funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.