All Puns
616 puns and counting.
Famous FluHow does a flu become viral? From influenzas.Porcupine FluHow do porcupines recover from the flu? NyQuill.BaristaA barista was wearing a face mask while making my drink. I asked "Where'd you find face masks? They're all sold out." The barista replied, "This is a…Vinyl RecordsI prefer buying all my music as vinyl records. It's very much a sound choice.Seat beltsFiguring out a seatbelt on an airplane is difficult at first until it clicks.FridgesIs your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!CatsWhy are cats so good at baking? They are natural whiskers.GlutenPeople with celiac disease that eat bread are really gluten for punishment.LeftoversI don't understand why waiters always want to box my leftovers. I'd rather eat them.Ice creamWhy is everyone afraid of ice cream? It gives them the chills.Deja MooDeja moo, the feeling you've heard that bull beforeStatuesGoing out of business as a statue artist is really hitting rock bottom.BrailleBeing good at reading Braille is easy once you get a feel for it.TrainTrain operators really have their life on track.KissingI like to kiss flowers. I use tulips.CandyAre you a candy bar? You're pretty sweet.Baby showersMy friends didn’t understand my reaction when I declined going to a baby shower. It’s because I only use full size showers.AwardsI got an award for being the best at keeping secrets. I can't tell you how much it means to me.MonorailThe person who invented the monorail must have had a one track mind.RocksWhy do rocks have the munchies? They're always stoned.PunsTelling bad puns is how eye roll.WeddingA radio network operator held a wedding. I heard the reception was amazing.AngelsWhy don't angels ever prepare for anything? They can just wing it.WeedWhy do weed smokers smoke on ladders? That's how they can get a higher high.