All Puns
616 puns and counting.
LampIf someone is unhappy just throw a lamp at them to get them to lighten up.BodybuilderI attempted to be a body builder, I just wasn't a good fit. It didn't work out.CementInventing cement really paved the way we build things and I have mixed feeling about that.ElectricianI found a passion working as an electrician, which was shocking.ComedianThey all laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, nobody's laughing now!GeologyGeology rocks!ClairvoyantI got fired from my job as a clairvoyant. I didn't see it coming!MirrorsUnsure of my future, I considered making mirrors for a living. That's something I can see myself doing.HistorianI used to work as a historian, I just couldn't see a future with it.Paper MacheI tried to construct my favorite forest animal from paper mache but required a lot of help. I bearly made it.SurgeonI got fired from being a surgeon. I couldn't cut it.DoctorI tried being a doctor, but I didn't have the patience.Smart PhonesThe newest smart phones, with screens that cover almost all of the front, are really top notch!ChiropractorI tried working as a chiropractor. I quit because it was back breaking.DentistBeing a dentist and trying to motivate yourself to go in every day is like pulling teeth.OptometristBeing unemployed, I'm looking into being an optometrist.GrammarI asked my friend to proof read my paper but all they did was made fun of it. I'll get what I wanted. Mark my words.MechanicI got fired as a mechanic because I took too many breaks.MufflersI used to work at a muffler factory, but it was exhausting.SnacksI made my own potato chips in the shapes of 1, 2, and 3. It required me to crunch the numbers.BarberI tried being a barber, I just couldn't cut it.TailorI tried working as a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for the job.BearI took a picture of a bear once. It was grizzly.CrowsA group of crows is called a murder. Well, only if there's probably caws. Only one or two crows is attempted murder. If you have a group of crows at…