All Puns
616 puns and counting.
Up hillI tried to go up hill but fell back down. The potential was there but it went down hill.BeesI wore pants made out of a hive where bees lived. It gave me a nice beehind.RecyclingI tried to tell a joke about separating your garbage, but they heard it before. The joke was recycled.PicturesI took a picture of a garbage truck but had to delete it. It was too trashy.MusicWhat's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music? Hip-pop.The SunI'm always confused until someone sheds light on something. That's why without the sun, I'd be in the dark.Eating UtensilsAn eating utensil with 4 prongs is a fork. If it only has 3 prongs, it's a threek.CemeteryWorking at a cemetery is fine as long as you don't get buried in your work.MarriageBeing married has a nice ring to it.GroundI used to be mad at the ground but I forgave them. It is all under me now.SwordsSwords were cutting edge when they were invented.DrinkingWhere do married women who drink tea slowly live? Mississippi.SportsIt is striking the similarities between baseball and bowling.RecordsRecords are groovy.BonesIf you boil the funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.Different types of peopleWhat's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? A literalist will take everything literally. A kleptomaniac will take everything, lite…House BuildingWhat's a cow's least favorite material for building homes with? Cottage cheese.CodersWhat do you call a coder who understands the importance of proper spelling? A pro-grammar.Sick BoatsWhere does a sick boat go to feel better? To the dock.Uncle SamWhat is Uncle Sam's favorite snack? Fire-crackers!Captain HookWhere does captain hook buy his replacement hooks? At the second hand store.TreesWhat's the difference between a dogwood and a pine tree? The bark.Cross Eyed PeopleWhy do people with crossed eyes have difficulty keeping relationships? They can't help seeing other people on the side.BalloonsWhat's a balloon's least favorite music genre? Pop music.