All Puns
616 puns and counting.
LibraryWhy didn't the library that converted to a hotel every succeed? They were booked.WeighingAn American was speaking to a European about the weight of their dog and tried converting from pounds to grams but struggled. There was mass confusio…Bleach BlondesWe call bleach blondes suicide blondes. Dyed by their own hands.CannibalWhat is a cannibal's favorite to-go food? Finger food.KnifeI tried to use the dull knife, but it just didn't cut it.Mom and DadI thought becoming a father would be easy, but without children it was not apparent.Wind PowerWhen it comes to wind power I'm a big fan.PoopingAfter a strenuous poop, I was wiped.MirrorI removed the rear view mirror in my car. I haven't looked back since.Solar systemHow do you throw a surprise party for the solar system? You planet!BikeA bike keeps running me over every day. It's a vicious cycle.Riding HorsesI am always afraid of riding my horse in the dark, but she's a night mare.DucksWhy don't children TV shows allow talking ducks? They try to avoid fowl language.MushroomsI always invite the mushroom to the raves I go to. He's a fungi.ClocksI looked at the clocks at the horologist's store as I walked home. It was a good way to pass time.PaperI wrote a joke on a piece of paper, but it was tearable.Bed TesterWhy was the bed tester being chased by cops? They were resisting a rest.Horse's HomeI built a horse home that withstood a storm. It's stable.SquaresI tried using a tower made of squares and triangles to reach the sky, but failed. I was out of shape.Coding BootcampWhy did the young spider go to a coding boot camp? He wanted to become a web developer.ElevatorsTelling jokes on an elevator is humor on different levels.MusicShe fashioned a music note out of a pebble. It became rock music.PancakeWhy did the child start hitting their pancake? They preferred pound cake.BankI got fired from the bank because I lost interest in my work.