one liner
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StatuesGoing out of business as a statue artist is really hitting rock bottom.BrailleBeing good at reading Braille is easy once you get a feel for it.TrainTrain operators really have their life on track.KissingI like to kiss flowers. I use tulips.CandyAre you a candy bar? You're pretty sweet.Baby showersMy friends didn’t understand my reaction when I declined going to a baby shower. It’s because I only use full size showers.AwardsI got an award for being the best at keeping secrets. I can't tell you how much it means to me.MonorailThe person who invented the monorail must have had a one track mind.RocksWhy do rocks have the munchies? They're always stoned.PunsTelling bad puns is how eye roll.WeddingA radio network operator held a wedding. I heard the reception was amazing.AngelsWhy don't angels ever prepare for anything? They can just wing it.ClownA clown held the door for me while walking into the store. It was a nice jester.UmbrellasI don't trust umbrellas. They're kind of shadyHorsePeople always tell me to get off my high horse. To that I say, neigh!BeerWhat do you call a giant ship built out of beer cans? A boose cruise.Piano storesWhy do skeletons like piano stores? It's where they buy their organs!JavaWhy wasn't the Java developer able to read any of their code? Because they didn't C#.CirclesThe ability to draw a perfect circle requires being well rounded.TurkeyWhat's a turkey's favorite song? "All about that baste"WishboneI fought my friend for the wishbone. We might have gone too far when things snapped.RomansWhat do you call a Roman warrior who is always happy? A gladiator.WindowBeing in the window repair business can be pane-full.TimeSomeone finally told me my first 4th dimension joke today. It was about time.