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PrimeDying at the age of 101 would be dying at your prime.Window TreatmentsAs an interior designer, I tend to not look at what kind of window treatments I buy. I always buy blind.Quiet PeopleWhat shoes do quiet hide and seek champions wear? Sneakers.Lock PickingI got a career through learning lock picking. It's opened up so many doors.SteaksWhy don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.PainterWhat does a painter do when they get cold? Put on another coat.RanksWhat rank do you give someone with a cold? Hanker Chief.NegativeIs it easy being not negative? |Absolutely|!ColdWhat do you do when you get cold in your room? Stand in the corner because it's 90 degrees.Corona VirusMaking fun of the Corona virus is a sick joke.Hand SanitizerWith all the sales, the inventor of hand sanitizer must really be rubbing it in these days.Flu shotsPeople who don't get flu shots make me sick.StressThe flu can be just as stressful as COVID-19. It's just a different kind of strain.Flu shotWhen you have a cold, getting the flu shot won't work compared to getting antibiotics. Guns aren't effective against the flu."Famous FluHow does a flu become viral? From influenzas.Porcupine FluHow do porcupines recover from the flu? NyQuill.Vinyl RecordsI prefer buying all my music as vinyl records. It's very much a sound choice.Seat beltsFiguring out a seatbelt on an airplane is difficult at first until it clicks.FridgesIs your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!CatsWhy are cats so good at baking? They are natural whiskers.GlutenPeople with celiac disease that eat bread are really gluten for punishment.LeftoversI don't understand why waiters always want to box my leftovers. I'd rather eat them.Ice creamWhy is everyone afraid of ice cream? It gives them the chills.Deja MooDeja moo, the feeling you've heard that bull before