one liner
Puns about one liner.
DirtWhat do you call a donkey that rolls around hauling dirt? wheelburro.KeyboardsI got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.TreesHow do trees get on the internet? They log on.MimesI got in an argument with a mime. He did some unspeakable things.ChemistsWhat happens when a chemist passes away? You barium.ChairsMost chairs are satin.CarsWhen do cars stop being cars? When they turn into a driveway.LionsWhy can't lions ever be humble? They don't want to swallow their pride.CowWhat do you call a cow that's been shot? Holy cow!StocksI an avid investor in stocks. Chicken and beef are my forte. I have enough stocks to be considered a bouillionaire.TombstoneWhat is the kind of news you read from a tombstone? Grave news.FrisbeeWhat do you call a broken frisbee? A friswas.Hide and go SeekI tried becoming a recruiter for a hide and go seek league, but good players are hard to find.ToiletsWhat do you say when you accidentally walk in on God on the toilet? "Holy crap!"Garbage TruckDriving a garbage truck means you're a rubbish driver.GardenI suspected my neighbor would throw extra dirt in my garden. When I confronted them, they just shrugged. The plot thickens...PostcardsMy friend sent me a postcard with a pun on it. I didn't get it.IrelandIf the population of Ireland grew twice it's size, it would be Dublin in size.DinosaurWhat do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A Thesaurus.ThesaurusWhat does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.PisaThe Tower of Pisa is considered minimalist art, it's very lean.SnowmanWhat happens when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? It has a meltdown.PhysicistMy physicist friend always tells inappropriate jokes about the 5th dimension. It's never the time or place.MorticianHow do morticians make money? They urn it.