car
Puns about car.
RunningI find if I get tired from running, I just have to stop running behind cars. It's exhausting.Waffle CarsMy waffle maker made tiny waffle cars. It's the only time I enjoyed a traffic jam.MissionaryWhat is a missionary's favorite type of car? A convertible.LimosI spent many years doing limo repairs. After all that time, I've got nothing to chauffeur it.CarsWhen do cars stop being cars? When they turn into a driveway.Garbage TruckDriving a garbage truck means you're a rubbish driver.MechanicI got fired as a mechanic because I took too many breaks.MufflersI used to work at a muffler factory, but it was exhausting.Spare TireWhen a wheel deflates on your car. You retire.IgnitionI get aroused by car keys when I use them to start my car. Such a turn on.MirrorI removed the rear view mirror in my car. I haven't looked back since.Chicken CoopsWhy do Chicken Coops only have 2 doors? If they had four doors, they'd be Chicken Sedans.RoyaltyWhat does the royal wall say when almost getting hit by a car while crossing the street in Brooklyn? "Hey I'm wallking here!"