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#Import 2025-08-11 17:22

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3d BurgerDavid25 September 2024I created a fake hamburger in a 3d program. It looked amazing, probably because of all of the rendered fat.KingDavid18 January 2024The previous king was only a foot tall. He was a lousy king, but a great ruler.CursiveDavid12 May 2023I started writing my name in cursive. It's my signature move.OrigamiDavid9 May 2023I used to have a job making origami but the company foldedDad JokesDavid19 December 2022I make a lot of dad jokes but not being a parent it's a real faux pa.WizardsDavid7 October 2022What is it called when a wizard has his magical enchantments peer reviewed? Spell Check.CakesDavid30 September 2022I practiced calligraphy then became a cake decorator. My handwriting was just icing on the cake.OptometristDavid17 August 2022I used to work as an optometrist but I got fired because I lost focus.DoctorDavid14 August 2022I used to be a doctor but I got fired because I lost my patience.Scuba DiverDavid12 August 2022I used work as a professional scuba diver, but I couldn't handle the pressure.Dog NamesDavid8 August 2022I named my dog Whiskey because he's a hard licker.LanceDavid1 July 2022I don't have any friends named Lance, but I'm sure if I lived in medieval times, I'd have friends named Lance a Lot.SnipersDavid25 June 2022I used to work as a nighttime sniper. My job was nice, but knowing how it would all turn out was always a shot in the dark.Helium FactoryDavid11 November 2021I fired someone at the helium factory today. I couldn't stand being spoken to in that tone of voice.Bomb SquadDavid8 November 2021I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.PregancyDavid26 October 2021Pregnant women are the only real body builders.GhostDavid11 October 2021What kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.ExorcismDavid8 October 2021If you don't pay for your exorcism, will you be repossessed?Haunted HomesDavid5 October 2021Why did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.BatteriesDavid22 September 2021Gravity batteries have interesting potential.CowsDavid28 August 2021What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.Steak PunsDavid24 August 2021Good puns about steaks are a rare medium well done.BeeDavid23 August 2021What kind of bees make milk? Boobees.BeeDavid20 August 2021What do you call an indecisive bee? A maybe.