#Import 2025-08-11 17:22
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BrownWhat's brown and sticky? A stick.BlueWhat is blue and doesn't weigh very much? Light blue.MetalAfter some trouble, I managed to barter for some raw metal. It was an ore deal.Steak v2For real though, with out steak, I'd have a cow.SteakI really wanted a rare steak, but the waiter said he couldn't find a steak made of unicorn.TortillasI didn't think they'd mind that I overcooked their tortilla, but they told me we needed to taco bout it.Tree QuestionsSomeone asked me a question about cutting down trees, but I was stumped. So I made up an answer on a limb.BigI tried to understand why the guy was so large, but he was ambiguousCornYou allergic to corn? No? Good I've got some corny jokes for you.Bone SpecialistI had a friend who adjusted bones for a living in Egypt. He was a Cairo-practor.Ant GendersDid you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it into water? If it sinks its girl ant, if it floats its boy ant.LampThe wise guy thought he'd fix things by turning on the lamp without a bulb. It wasn't very bright.TeaDoes drinking fresh tea come at a steep price?Mulan"Mulan! How many enemies are on that ridge?" "I'm not sure... about a hun-dred?"PubMy computer has an interstellar pub, it's a space bar.Walt Disney"Walt, which part of your leg is hurting?" Walt points to left kneecap "Dis knee."CastlesWhat do you say to someone trying to enter the Beast's castle? Ring the door, Belle.Ariel's FatherWhat did Ariel's father say when he was convincing people to do stuff? Try-tons.Under the SeaHow can the Little Mermaid avoid all her problems under the sea? Go aerial.A whole new worldWho was Jasmine attracted to? A-lad-in trouble.Music GenreWhat is Simba's favorite musical genre? Pride rock.Simba #3What's The Lion King full of? Simba-lism.MonstersWhat does Sully write with? Monster's Ink.Simba #2Why does Simba never order delivery? It's easier to eat whatever is lion around.