#Import 2025-08-11 17:22
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In a Courtroom[In a courtroom] "I hereby find you guilty of click-bait and sentence you to the electric chair. What is about to happen next will shock you"Fish PreparationI'm going to teach you to cook. Lettuce begin. First you pick your fish for the halibut. Add some seasonings lightly, don't run out of thyme now!KitchenTo argue against a fact, I used a ruler in my kitchen as a counter measure.Orion's BeltFriend: "Orion's Belt is a big waist of stars." Me: "Terrible joke. Only 3 stars". https://twitter.com/techoglot/status/909537169995325441That PersonThat person is booking it for the library!Dogs staringImage of two tents across from each other, with a dog in each looking across from each other. The caption: "this is an in tents stare down"Not a bearImage: Picture of a Koala with the caption: "What do you mean I'm not a bear, I have all of the koalifications"BellsThe inventor of the knock knock joke received a no-bell-prize.ThirstWhere would you go, if you were thirsty for a carbonated drink, but not that thirsty? MinisodaSpongesCan you imagine how much deeper the ocean would be if it weren't for sponges?PencilsWhere do pencils go on vacation? Pencilvania.PastaI thought I knew what type of pasta I wanted, but there's just so many pastabilitiesNoodlesI used a large noodle costume to pose as someone else. Everyone knew I was impasta.FishDid you know groups of fish have school everyday of the week?AccoladesIf you hand someone mice as an accolade you are giving them preys.MintI put mint in my hot water. It's minty.ClockWhen does the clock win? When it's oneTraveling dogHow do dogs travel? By waggin'.Dog's TailWhere does the dog go when it loses its tail? The retail store.SmokingSmoking weed is a joint effort.Todo listMy friend tried smoking my todo list. He was high on my priorities.Root beerIf you put root beer in a square glass, does it become beer?WaffleWhat do you call a waffle lying on a beach in California? Sandy eggo.Four WheelsWhat has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.