#Import 2025-08-11 17:22
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BikeWhat do you get if you cross a bike and a rose? Bicycle Petals!CheeseI try to make cheesy puns, but everyone I know is laughtose intolerant.IndependenceWhen I moved out into my own apartment, I hung up a copy of the US Constitution. I call it my declaration of independence.LimosI spent many years doing limo repairs. After all that time, I've got nothing to chauffeur it.ClocksWhat does a clock do when it's still hungry? It goes back four seconds.OwlWhat's an Owl's favorite TV Show? Doctor Who, because it's a hoot.O-ChemOrganic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.AlphabetThere used to only be 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knows y.PiesA pie in the Bahamas costs about $4 per pie, but that's because they're stolen. That's the pie rate of the Caribbean.NeighborMy wife thinks our neighbor needs to stop sunbathing topless. Personally, I'm on the fence.Water BedHow do you make water beds bouncier? Add some spring water.TelekineticMy friend was using their telekinetic powers to do math on an abacus. They offered me a turn but I declined. It's the thought that counts.MilkA passerby just tossed an empty milk carton at me. How dairy?!BearsWhat do you call a bear with no teeth? Gummy bear.LaundryWhat state does the most laundry? Washington.DoctorsWhy do doctors like hitting patients' knees? They get a real quick out of it.CoffeeWhat kind of crime does a coffee report to the police? A mugging.Interesting AnimalsThe least interesting animal has to be the boar.EnglishDid you hear about the English teacher that went to jail? It was an incomplete sentence.Financial AdvisorI thought about being a financial advisor. With my background in money, it makes a lot of cents.Pun StorageI store all my dad jokes in a dad-a-base.ComputersWhat does a newborn computer call its father? Data.PenguinsPenguins don't like visiting Great Britain because they're afraid of WalesSodiumI was trying to think of a sodium joke, but Na, I couldn't think of one.