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DinosaurWhat do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A Thesaurus.ThesaurusWhat does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.PisaThe Tower of Pisa is considered minimalist art, it's very lean.SnowmanWhat happens when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? It has a meltdown.PhysicistMy physicist friend always tells inappropriate jokes about the 5th dimension. It's never the time or place.MorticianHow do morticians make money? They urn it.PrimeDying at the age of 101 would be dying at your prime.Window TreatmentsAs an interior designer, I tend to not look at what kind of window treatments I buy. I always buy blind.Quiet PeopleWhat shoes do quiet hide and seek champions wear? Sneakers.Lock PickingI got a career through learning lock picking. It's opened up so many doors.SteaksWhy don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.PainterWhat does a painter do when they get cold? Put on another coat.RanksWhat rank do you give someone with a cold? Hanker Chief.NegativeIs it easy being not negative? |Absolutely|!ColdWhat do you do when you get cold in your room? Stand in the corner because it's 90 degrees.Corona VirusMaking fun of the Corona virus is a sick joke.Hand SanitizerWith all the sales, the inventor of hand sanitizer must really be rubbing it in these days.Flu shotsPeople who don't get flu shots make me sick.StressThe flu can be just as stressful as COVID-19. It's just a different kind of strain.Flu shotWhen you have a cold, getting the flu shot won't work compared to getting antibiotics. Guns aren't effective against the flu."Famous FluHow does a flu become viral? From influenzas.Porcupine FluHow do porcupines recover from the flu? NyQuill.BaristaA barista was wearing a face mask while making my drink. I asked "Where'd you find face masks? They're all sold out." The barista replied, "This is a…Vinyl RecordsI prefer buying all my music as vinyl records. It's very much a sound choice.