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Wedding CakesThe guests at the wedding started crying when the cake came out because it was made of tiers.ClothesI used to create shirts and pants from fashion magazines. I had many articles of clothing.BeerWhy do rabbits like drinking beer? It gives them hops.C++Why did C++ reject C's proposal for going on a date? C has no class.MurderBeing murdered is a deadly act.DuckThe duck added the drinks to his bill.DumpsterIf a large garbage can sinks in an ocean, attempting to retrieve it would be considered dumpster diving.Ear InfectionThe vet came back to tell me that my dog doesn't actually have an ear infection. My only response was "That's good to hear".SelfiesWhenever I get a picture taken of me, I'm always disposing saliva through my mouth. I guess that must just be a spitting image of me.ArtistsIn the old west, artists would get in fights and settle them by seeing who could paint a gun first. I guess the winner was the one who drew a weapon…ShorterI knew a guy who lost everything below his left ankle. He was 1 foot shorter from then on.FeetI knew a guy who's foot was a mile long. Trimming his toenails was a big feet.HayDid you hear about the person who left the party early by throwing a package of hay at people? I guess you could say they baled.AssemblyWhy are Assembly programmers always wet? They work below C level.StatisticsThey say that the average doesn't always represent the data accurately. I guess it just doesn't mean much.CoughDo you cough so much that your coworkers won't let you cough at work? Need a place to cough in? Buy a coffin!BrowsersThe best part about being a Web Browser is all the free cookies.BooleansThe best thing about Booleans is that even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.BackupsLog backups are generally a good thing to have unless it's in the toilet.TelemarketerThe telemarketer respected peoples' privacy by putting his name on the neck of his shirt. This way he'd have a collar id.CalculatorMy calculator is really something I can count on. Get this on a shirtDead BatteriesI only give away dead batteries; free of charge that is.Being Number 1Being number 1 is odd.Candy CanesI have a large collection of candy canes. They're all in mint condition.