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TrianglesWhy are triangles always so agreeable? Because you can always see their point.OwlsWhat do you call a fun babysitting Owl? A hoot-nannyFuture tellerWhy do future seers always have a lot of money? It's all about the profit.BeefWhere does ground beef go to dance? The meatball!ParentsWhat super power do parents have? Supervision.LinguistsWhat are a linguist's favorite shoe to wear? Converse.TeethWhy do you only get photos of teeth after a meal? That's the only time you get tooth pics!CloudsHow do clouds alleviate an itch? They find the nearest sky scraper.AppleWhat can a whole apple do that a half apple can't do? It can look round.Gate BuildersWhy don’t gate builders have any enemies? Because they always mend fences.BooksDo you know how a book gets to be so think? It’s a long story.HeavenWhat do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake.CowsWhy don't you see many cows working at leather factories? That's just how cows hide.CookieWhy did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.AlligatorsHow do you treat a sick alligator? By giving it gator-aid.BoatsWhy do boats float? They give into pier pressure.BirthdaysWhy is your 32nd birthday always the shortest? Because it's only 30 seconds.BillboardsHow do billboards know what to display? They communicate in sign language.BikeWhat do you get if you cross a bike and a rose? Bicycle Petals!ClocksWhat does a clock do when it's still hungry? It goes back four seconds.OwlWhat's an Owl's favorite TV Show? Doctor Who, because it's a hoot.Water BedHow do you make water beds bouncier? Add some spring water.BearsWhat do you call a bear with no teeth? Gummy bear.LaundryWhat state does the most laundry? Washington.