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NuclearWhy do the nuclear scientists always have spouses? Because they're just so radiant!ActorsWhy do actors love their job so much? It's all play.Female DeersWhy did the female deer need to take out a loan? She wanted a few bucks.AstronautsWhen do astronauts eat? At launch time!Water DropletsWhy are water droplets at high elevations tastier than at sea level? Because it's Mountain Dew.DogsWhy can't dogs get MRIs? Only CAT scan!Math TextbooksWhy was the Math textbook at the psychiatrist? Because it has a lot of problems that need to be worked out.CountriesWhat country is it obvious that you're no longer there? Uganda.ClownsWhich planet does a circus travel from? Saturn, because it has 3 rings.Secret AgentsWhy are secret agents always so well rested? Because they're always undercover.OwlsWhy are owls who lose their voice such rebels? They don't give a hoot.MissionaryWhat is a missionary's favorite type of car? A convertible.SmarterWhich is smarter, longitude or latitude? Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.SleepWhat's the best way to see how long you sleep? By bringing a ruler to bed with you.WeightliftingWhy are weightlifting competitions only held on Saturday and Sunday? The other days of the week are weakdays.PotassiumDo you know what the reaction sounds like when potassium comes into contact with oxygen? OK.FishWhat kind of fish helps you hear better? A herring aid.PansWhat's the biggest pan in the world? Japan.PumpkinHow do you repair smashed pumpkins? With a pumpkin patch!PumpkinsWhy is it amazing that pumpkins are around on Halloween. They're usually flat from being squashed.GhostsWhere do fashionable ghosts shop? At the boo-tique.GhostsWhy are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.GhostsWhy can't ghosts go trick or treating with friends? They have no body to go with.SkeletonsWhy don't skeletons get annoyed? They are unable to let anything get under their skin.