All Puns
617 puns and counting.
ExorcismIf you don't pay for your exorcism, will you be repossessed?Haunted HomesWhy did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.BatteriesGravity batteries have interesting potential.CowsWhat do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.Steak PunsGood puns about steaks are a rare medium well done.BeeWhat kind of bees make milk? Boobees.BeeWhat do you call an indecisive bee? A maybe.Soccer PlayersI heard a rumor that Pelé was dead. After looking it up, he’s still alive and kicking.WiresMy kid was caught eating wires. I've grounded them until they've learned to conduct themselves properly.Home valuationI live next to a coin manufacturing plant. My house is valuable because it’s near mint!ButterI lathered myself up in butter just to see what would happen. I went downhill pretty quickly after that.Home BuildingI saw an ad that said "Buy one house, get roof free". I guess that means the roof is on the house.DrumsI like to listen to drum solos over and over again, but I'm afraid of any possible repercussions.CowWhat do you call a cow with a sunburn? Roast beef.LegosDid you hear about the excitement for the new Lego set? People were lined up for blocks!BloodWhat blood type results in grammatical errors on a keyboard? Type-O.Fence PostsWhy aren't fence posts any fun? They're all just a stick in the mud.GuitarFree guitar. Completely free. No strings attached.BeersThe baseball stadium announced giving away vaccines with the purchase of a hotdog. Who needs hotdog and a beer when you can have a hotdog and shot?GasWhat gas weighs the least? Butane. It's a lighter fluid.OscarsDon't believe everything you see at the Oscars. Everyone is a paid actor.NoseWhy can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!RunningI find if I get tired from running, I just have to stop running behind cars. It's exhausting.TwinsI have twin daughters. One's name is Kate, the other, Duplikate.