All Puns
617 puns and counting.
StatisticsThey say that the average doesn't always represent the data accurately. I guess it just doesn't mean much.CoughDo you cough so much that your coworkers won't let you cough at work? Need a place to cough in? Buy a coffin!Microsoft OfficeI used to be very good with Microsoft Office. My skills Excel others'. I had a great Outlook on my skills until you stole it. I'll get it back though…BrowsersThe best part about being a Web Browser is all the free cookies.BooleansThe best thing about Booleans is that even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.BackupsLog backups are generally a good thing to have unless it's in the toilet.TelemarketerThe telemarketer respected peoples' privacy by putting his name on the neck of his shirt. This way he'd have a collar id.CalculatorMy calculator is really something I can count on. Get this on a shirtDead BatteriesI only give away dead batteries; free of charge that is.Being Number 1Being number 1 is odd.Candy CanesI have a large collection of candy canes. They're all in mint condition.Dream DoctorA guy goes to a psychiatrist. "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a canopy. Then I'm a teepee again, then…ProtonA proton walks into the bar and asks the bartender for a $150 bottle of whiskey. The bartender asks if he's sure, and the proton responds "I'm positi…NeutronA neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."No Pun Intended ReduxI tried to tell a series of jokes to my friend to see if I could get a reaction. No pun in ten did.No pun intendedDid. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. No pun intendid.Train HearingHow do you fix a train that can't hear? With an EnginEARTheaterI once did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.Nudist CampWhat happened when the police found a peep hole into a nudist camp? They looked into it.CalendarI got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.IraqI escaped Iraq the only way I knew how, Iran.Contact UsIf you have store support questions, please choose "Shop Support" or you can contact us via support@punatorium.comShaved CatWe shaved the cat yesterday. He's fur-ious.Read the contractThe cat made me sign the contract in blood. The proof is in the second claws! Should have read the tail end before hand.