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DoctorsWhy do doctors like hitting patients' knees? They get a real quick out of it.CoffeeWhat kind of crime does a coffee report to the police? A mugging.EnglishDid you hear about the English teacher that went to jail? It was an incomplete sentence.ComputersWhat does a newborn computer call its father? Data.DirtWhat do you call a donkey that rolls around hauling dirt? wheelburro.TreesHow do trees get on the internet? They log on.ChemistsWhat happens when a chemist passes away? You barium.CarsWhen do cars stop being cars? When they turn into a driveway.LionsWhy can't lions ever be humble? They don't want to swallow their pride.CowWhat do you call a cow that's been shot? Holy cow!TombstoneWhat is the kind of news you read from a tombstone? Grave news.FrisbeeWhat do you call a broken frisbee? A friswas.ToiletsWhat do you say when you accidentally walk in on God on the toilet? "Holy crap!"DinosaurWhat do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A Thesaurus.ThesaurusWhat does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.SnowmanWhat happens when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? It has a meltdown.MorticianHow do morticians make money? They urn it.Quiet PeopleWhat shoes do quiet hide and seek champions wear? Sneakers.SteaksWhy don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.PainterWhat does a painter do when they get cold? Put on another coat.RanksWhat rank do you give someone with a cold? Hanker Chief.NegativeIs it easy being not negative? |Absolutely|!ColdWhat do you do when you get cold in your room? Stand in the corner because it's 90 degrees.Famous FluHow does a flu become viral? From influenzas.