All Puns
617 puns and counting.
A whole new worldWho was Jasmine attracted to? A-lad-in trouble.Music GenreWhat is Simba's favorite musical genre? Pride rock.Simba #3What's The Lion King full of? Simba-lism.MonstersWhat does Sully write with? Monster's Ink.Simba #2Why does Simba never order delivery? It's easier to eat whatever is lion around.PinocchioYou think Geppetto can tell if Pinocchio is lying? Oh, he nose.SimbaWhy did Pumba like Simba so much? Simba was his mane man.BrothI tried using chicken soup broth in a joke once. It was a laughingstock.Wedding CakesThe guests at the wedding started crying when the cake came out because it was made of tiers.ClothesI used to create shirts and pants from fashion magazines. I had many articles of clothing.BeerWhy do rabbits like drinking beer? It gives them hops.C++Why did C++ reject C's proposal for going on a date? C has no class.Head in the SandA coworker said that you can't have a growth mindset if you stick your head in the sand. I simply told him that you can't grow if you don't have your…MurderBeing murdered is a deadly act.DuckThe duck added the drinks to his bill.DumpsterIf a large garbage can sinks in an ocean, attempting to retrieve it would be considered dumpster diving.Dirty dancingIf two pigs start dirty dancing, is it called pork grind?Ear InfectionThe vet came back to tell me that my dog doesn't actually have an ear infection. My only response was "That's good to hear".SelfiesWhenever I get a picture taken of me, I'm always disposing saliva through my mouth. I guess that must just be a spitting image of me.ArtistsIn the old west, artists would get in fights and settle them by seeing who could paint a gun first. I guess the winner was the one who drew a weapon…ShorterI knew a guy who lost everything below his left ankle. He was 1 foot shorter from then on.FeetI knew a guy who's foot was a mile long. Trimming his toenails was a big feet.HayDid you hear about the person who left the party early by throwing a package of hay at people? I guess you could say they baled.AssemblyWhy are Assembly programmers always wet? They work below C level.