one liner
Puns about one liner.
BunnyWhy do bunnies get mad when they're covered in warm blankets? They always become hot cross bunnies.Karl MarxWhy did Karl Marx fail his grammar class in school? He couldn't capitalize.Speed BumpsI was afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.Food ColoringI accidentally swallowed food coloring. The doctor says I'm fine but I feel like I'm dyeing inside.Trash CollectorI got a job as a garbage man, but didn't have any training. I picked it up as I went along.OrangesI tend to believe anything oranges say because they have a tang of truth to them.LawyerWhat should a good lawyer wear to court? A proper lawsuit.FriendsMy friends go with me when we try new foods. They're my taste buds.CabinetsI'll never sell things to cabinet makers. They're all counter fitters.FrequencyMy favorite song is played on the 50MHz frequency. You've never heard it before.Art DealerHow can art dealers afford their rent? With Monet.AcupuncturistsI don't trust any acupuncturists. They're all backstabbers.Skin SpotsMy doctor prescribed me an ointment for my skin spots but he wouldn't make any rash promises.FarmersWhy do Farmers like dubstep? They love it when the beet drops.ComputerWhat computer is really good at singing? A Dell.TrampolinesI wanted to use my friend's trampoline but they told me to bounce.ShoesI used to work at a shoe factory but got fired because I didn't put any soul into my work.BalloonsThe cost to lift a house with balloons will go Up with inflation.Waffle CarsMy waffle maker made tiny waffle cars. It's the only time I enjoyed a traffic jam.Fortune TellersWhere's a fortune teller's favorite place to take a vacation? Palm Beach.HuntingI've never hunted bear, but I have been fishing in shorts.NuclearWhy do the nuclear scientists always have spouses? Because they're just so radiant!ActorsWhy do actors love their job so much? It's all play.Female DeersWhy did the female deer need to take out a loan? She wanted a few bucks.