one liner
Puns about one liner.
AstronautsWhen do astronauts eat? At launch time!Water DropletsWhy are water droplets at high elevations tastier than at sea level? Because it's Mountain Dew.PetsI have a pet who loves to float and signal boats in the water. He's a good buoy.DogsWhy can't dogs get MRIs? Only CAT scan!DoctorsA doctor who likes to audition for roles in a play broke his foot. Luckily he still made the cast.PlateausPlateaus are the highest form of flattery.Math TextbooksWhy was the Math textbook at the psychiatrist? Because it has a lot of problems that need to be worked out.CountriesWhat country is it obvious that you're no longer there? Uganda.ClownsWhich planet does a circus travel from? Saturn, because it has 3 rings.GasI don't understand odorless gas. They don't make scents.Secret AgentsWhy are secret agents always so well rested? Because they're always undercover.OwlsWhy are owls who lose their voice such rebels? They don't give a hoot.BathLast I time I took a bath I got a sunburn. Last time I try sunbathing!Pork RoastWhen I'm sad, I like to make pork roast. This gives me a shoulder to cry on.MissionaryWhat is a missionary's favorite type of car? A convertible.CoinI tried to solve a problem by flipping a coin, but it was a toss-up.MorningI stayed up all night because I couldn't figure out where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.ConstructionI'd tell you a construction joke, but I'm still working on it.UpholsteryMy friend fell into an upholstery machine. He was recovered.ChemistsChemists are great problem solvers because they always have solutions.SmarterWhich is smarter, longitude or latitude? Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.SleepWhat's the best way to see how long you sleep? By bringing a ruler to bed with you.LandlordsMy landlord constantly complains about feeling inadequate. It must be the complex he has.WeightliftingWhy are weightlifting competitions only held on Saturday and Sunday? The other days of the week are weakdays.